![]() I’m a simple man: I like a little crispity with my crunchities-yet I dare not lay a sensitive molar on anyone’s Butterfinger-and since the once-reigning champ of stuff-stuffed ring cereals broke off its dalliance with graham, CheeriOHs Oats Crunch is well poised to fill that crackling vacancy. Nut Cheerios and fling Buzz the Bee into the void of uncreation is the texture. Though I expected this one to be less interesting than Cinnamon due to the comparative omnipresence of honey in the Cheerios catalogue, it boasts an exciting amount of nuance for something that’s literally just oat shrapnel strewn atop oat hoops.īut first, the real reason Honey ‘N Oats Oat Crunch deserves to displace H. That was one of the year’s biggest underdog hits, which, despite its unassuming name and concept, was able to be an authentically tastier cinnamon cereal than any Toast Crunch or Life.Įverything sans-cinnamon that was good about the inaugural Oat Crunch returns for Honey ‘N Oats. If you’ve tried last year’s Cinnamon Cheerios Oat Crunch, this shouldn’t come as a surprise to you. At that point I wouldn’t need cilantro or soap! ![]() Heck, I’d even settle for a very small ask: A world where Honey ‘N Oats Cheerios Oat Crunch is Honey Nut Cheerios. Okay, if we assume the “many universes” theory is true, where do you think ours falls on the continuum of greatness? Like I get that having a hospitable planet and intelligent life in itself would probably land us in the top quartile, and since there are any trillions of universes where humans just said nahhh to agriculture, we’re pretty darn lucky to even have cereal instead of Mutton Munchies by the hunted and gathered bowlful.īut is it wrong to long for a vacation to one of those slightly rosier neighboring timelines? You know, one where I don’t have the “cilantro tastes like soap” gene? Or the one where I actually am the omnipotent cereal deity old people in the comments section tend to think I am (NO I STILL CAN’T FIX ALPHA-BITS)?
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